Met anyone famous?

[JHyde]

I stand by my original assertion that I wouldn't really want to meet anyone I really admired. A) I'd be terrified of what to say and making a goat of myself (this is not an uncommon occurrence, nor are drugs or alcohol involved [most of the time]) and B) it's embarrassing for them too I reckon. I mean how does the conversation go?

"Oh, I'm such a fan! I loved you in [insert name of whatever here]/am crazy about your books and music and sex life. Is so and so really as nice as they seem?/do you have future plans for releasing a sequel?/what were you thinking about when you filmed that scene you're really famous for?/wrote such and such a bit or song?"

'Why thankyou!/Rack off. I'm glad you like them. No/yes/we're just friends/no/yes/peeing in the ocean".

P.S. - None of the above happened when I met Wolverine. That was a work thing and strictly professional. Mostly.