[spoilers] Hermione Norris/Ros

[xRuthx]

My friend and I were bored at uni the other day and tried to come up with some Chuck Norris style Ros Myers jokes. I thought I'd post them here.

1. The FSB doesn't take on Ros Myers. Ros Myers takes on the FSB. Armed only with a fork. The fork is Ros overcompensating.
2. Ros Myers is the reason kids today learn that R comes before A in the alphabet.
3. The series six writers tried to kill Ros. Ros learnt how to transcend the space, time and narrative barrier to make them change their mind.
4. In series eight Ros Myers died. Death saw Ros coming and ran away.
5. Ros Myers is the character who REALLY put the "Norris" after "Hermione".
6. Repeat after me: Spooks before 5.1 and after 8.8 is a figment of your imagination. Think hard about denying this one. Ros Myers is watching you.
7. A man once tried to shoot Ros Myers. The bullet got worried and changed direction.
8. Ros Myers does not wear makeup. She wields it.
9. James Bond thought he was a hard core spy. Then he met Ros Myers.
10. You didn't think looks could kill? You obviously have never met Ros Myers.
11. A man once asked Ros to make him "a sandwich baby." That man has never been heard from since.
12. Ros Myers once diffused a bomb from 20 kms away. Through sheer will power. Harry Pearce had alot of explaining to do.
13. Ros Myers is who Barack Obama calls. Heck. Ros Myers is who Chuck Norris calls.
14. Chuck Norris jokes came before Ros Myers jokes. Chuck Norris is too scared to argue the point.

Enjoy