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**A Cousin** · 25-08-2010, 06:27 PM

I'll get you started, YFM:

Why do cavemen drag their women by the hair?
Because if they dragged them by their feet, they'd fill up with dirt.

Silba

That is the first joke my husband ever told me. We go downhill from there... Wink

**Nia M** · 25-08-2010, 07:57 PM

I'm awful when it comes to jokes. I think 'What did the big glass of wine say to the little glass of wine?' is about my limit... Undecided

(Answer is 'You're too young to get drunk' in case anyone was wondering)

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deebab · 25-08-2010, 08:20 PM

What did the 0 say to the 8?
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Nice belt.

(I know its not that funny but I am really bad at remembering jokes)

tyme4t · 25-08-2010, 08:23 PM

(giggling & groaning at the same time at those jokes....)

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Little old lady
Little old lady who?
I didn't know you could yodel ... Silba

**A Cousin** · (This post was last modified: 25-08-2010 09:57 PM by A Cousin.)

deebab, I think that's hysterical but you've witnessed my intellectual level when I comes to jokes.

Here's another:

Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip?
To get to the same side.

tyme4t · 26-08-2010, 12:13 AM

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Matthew Macfadyen Exclamation

**Nia M** · 26-08-2010, 12:52 AM

Really?? I'd never have guessed Wink

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tyme4t · 26-08-2010, 01:17 AM

Wednesday, August 25th
The 237th day of 2010.
There are 128 days left in the year.

August 25, 1975
The album "Born to Run" by Bruce Springsteen was released. Big Grin

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YourFutureMuse · 26-08-2010, 05:48 PM

Cringing as I type Blush

Why was 6 scared of 7?

Because 7 8 9 Big Grin

(I know it's an old one but hey Tongue

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tyme4t · 26-08-2010, 05:51 PM

YFM...we are on the same wavelength! I was coming here to post that exact joke!!!
Weird...still this post counts as an entry!