Happy New Year!!!

[andrewan]

I would like to say Happy New Year to all.
I am new to this forum. See you guys later.

Let me make you smile a bit.


Funny Jokes.

Life After Death
A boss asked one of his employees, "Do you believe in life after death?"
"Yes, sir," replied the new employee. "I thought you would," said the boss. "Yesterday after you left to go to your grandmother's funeral, she stopped in to see you!"


Support a Family
The prospective son-in-law was asked by his girl friend's father, "Son, can you support a family?"
"Well, no, sir," he replied. "I was just planning to support your daughter. The rest of you have to fend for yourselves."


The Water Pistol
My five year old son squealed with delight when he opened his birthday present from his grandmother. It was a water pistol. He promptly ran to the sink to fill it.

"Mom," I said. I'm surprised at you. "Don't you remember how we used to drive you crazy with water pistols?" My mom smiled and said, "Yes, I remember."

[almh]

LOL, you're right, they did make me smile Welcome, btw.

[YourFutureMuse]

Haha welcome to the forum! This must be the best new personnel post I have ever seen
and Happy New Year to you too

[Beatriz]

Happy New Year to you too!! haha
Welcome!!

[Nitrus]

Welcome to SF!! I must be feeling stupid today.. I totally don't get the water pistol one lol... the life after death one is funny...

[JHyde]

The grandmother gives the kid a water pistol so she can get her own back at her daughter.

Welcome!

[Nitrus]

Oooooohhhh *kicks self*

I forgot to ask how you found the forum? And where abouts are you from?

[bertowud]

You can tell doesn't have kids yet.

Welcome to the forum.

EDIT: That was supposed to be "You can tell Nitrus doesn't have kids yet".

[JHyde]

I don't have kids! I got it!

[almh]

I don't either! (What age do you stop being classified as a kid?)