Harry Pearce Facts

[Nitrus]

Thought this might be a fun thread, to give you an idea about how this goes:

Harry Pearce is the reason Wally is hiding.

Harry Pearce can win a game of Connect4 in 3 moves.

Harry Pearce does not sleep, he waits.

Harry Pearce played Russian Roulette with a fully-loaded gun and won.

Someone once bugged Harry Pearce's office, but could only hear themselves.

The Queen doesn't choose when to open parliament, she phones Harry Pearce and asks him first.

Harry Pearce isn't afraid of terrorists, terrorists are afraid of Harry Pearce.

People only live because Harry Pearce allows them to.

When the IRA bombed London, Harry Pearce dismantled the Guinness factory with his bare hands.


You get the idea.. I'll be handing out +reps for ones that are particularly good.

Forgot a couple of rules:

1. The fact must contain the words "Harry Pearce".
2. In this thread, you must never refer to Harry Pearce as anything other than "Harry Pearce" or "he/his/him etc".

[Aria]

Harry Pearce can walk on water and turn water into wine.

[YourFutureMuse]

Ooh this like the Chuck Norris things I am crap at this sort of thing but I shall have a go

If at first you don't succeed, you're not Harry Pearce.


Okay I stole that one but hey

[Nitrus]

I've stole a couple, but most of these are my own creation:

Harry Pearce can get a confession out of someone by walking into the room.

There is no God, there is only Harry Pearce.

When Harry Pearce is angry, people kill themselves to escape the wrath.

When Harry Pearce lost his car keys, he tortured himself until he gave up their location.

You might think you're following Harry Pearce, but you're not. Harry Pearce is always following you.

Harry Pearce doesn't have secrets, he has yours.

Harry Pearce feeds on the souls of FSB agents.

When you kidnap Harry Pearce, it's because Harry Pearce is bored.

Harry Pearce doesn't quote Shakespeare, Shakespeare quotes Harry Pearce.

Harry Pearce can divide by 0.

Pi is not infinite but Harry Pearce is.

[YourFutureMuse]

Harry Pearce does not pace, he struts.

[Beatriz]

Harry Pearce is the only person in the world who could kill Chuck Norris

Harry Pearce never cries... it's the wind

[YourFutureMuse]

(26-05-2010 05:52 PM)Beatriz Wrote:  Harry Pearce never cries... it's the wind

Hehehe I think this one is my fave so far!

[Silktie]

Time waits for no man, unless that man is Harry Pearce.

When Harry Pearce sneezes, hurricanes form over the Atlantic.

[tyme4t]

When a tree falls in the forest, Harry Pearce not only hears it, he made it fall.

Harry Pearce sees you when you are sleeping. Harry Pearce knows when you are awake. Harry Pearce knows if you've been bad or good. Harry Pearce is Santa Claus.

[Silktie]

When an irresistable force met an immovable object, Harry Pearce was created.