Harry Pearce Facts

[Jhokur]

If Harry Pearce were to grow a beard, the universe would implode from its brilliance.
Harry Pearce does not use an ATM card, but simply scowls at the machine until it gives up money... this usually takes 3 seconds.
Scientists needed to rename the event that caused the beginning of the universe, as Harry Pearce has been given the classification "The Big Boom".
Harry Pearce once killed a traitor with a house key and a slip of paper - the report was classified Eyes Only Level 9, due to the horrific details.
Harry Pearce was once shot point blank in the chest. When asked how it felt, he replied, "It tickled."

[Silktie]

Harry Pearce doesn't make mistakes, he only pretends to make one once in a while so others can learn from it.

[lwhite53]

. . . annnnd the answer is, Harry Pearce (no matter what the question).

[lwhite53]

In the beginning there was Harry Pearce, and his word was law.

[tyme4t]

Harry Pearce won't stab you in the back. Harry Pearce will shoot you in the chest.

[Silktie]

Britons don't need superheroes, they have Harry Pearce.

[HellsBells]

Harry Pearce is omnipresent.

[picard1109]

(26-05-2010 05:13 PM)Nitrus Wrote:  When Harry Pearce lost his car keys, he tortured himself until he gave up their location.

Pi is not infinite but Harry Pearce is.[/b]

Love those, Nitrus!


Harry Pearce giveth and Harry Pearce taketh away.

Harry Pearce can do 0-60 in 7 seconds.

[Tea Lady]

(28-05-2010 10:17 AM)HellsBells Wrote:  Harry Pearce is omnipresent.

Have learnt a new word today HellsBells.

This is a great thread even though I can't think of anything to offer up myself....errr...*shakes brain to see if anything comes out*

When Harry Pearce received his Knighthood, the Queen knelt in front of him.

[Nitrus]

Lol that's very good TL.